lmao. dude seems like one of the most depressing and tedious people ever. can you imagine being stuck in an elevator with him? i think everyone on fox news should be forced to spend five minutes with him, because then they might realize that “dear God, this is how i think about the world- i’m like this sack of obnoxious grey fluff,” and then they might change for the better.
also, fucking pastel colors? that’s just a really confusing characterization. so, like, if he goes into someone’s house and their living room has an accent wall, does he got all “lol tumblr fag lol lol lol gay lol.”
i hope he gets run over at a nascar rally.